I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out under a building. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe read more I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?